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Ryan the “Profession Male Model” Guy Conversation

bottlecapbrilliance:

Gavin: What was you best job Ryan?

Ryan: I’d say this one was right up there.

Geoff: Up there with what?

Ryan: Well I did have a job after the pool thing that was not bad.

Gavin: What was it?

Ryan: I spent a very short amount of time as a…

Gavin: Sex line worker?

Ryan: No, well almost.

Geoff: He does not want to say it. As a what?

Jack: He’s a little nervous, yeah.

Gavin: Spit it out Ryan!

Jack: What was it?

Ryan: I… was a… professional model.

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releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

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sunshinecrystal:

HOW DARE YOU
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hey, I’ll be a pretty boy for money!

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  • [Bing-bong]
  • Douglas: Lady and gentleman, welcome aboard this MJN flight from Cork to Kilkenny. That means a distance of about seventy miles, which means we have a flight time today roughly equivalent to that of a gently-lobbed Frisbee. Well, we’re nearing the top of our ascent now, so I’ll leave you to relax and enjoy the flight, but the captain will speak to you a little later on when we’re nearing our destination.
  • [Immediately, Bing-bong]
  • Martin: Lady and gentleman, we’re about to begin our descent into Kilkenny. I do hope you had a restful flight, maybe got some sleep, enjoyed a movie or two ...
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mommy-holmes:

Douglas is in awe of Sir.

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justafangirllivinginafandomworld:

Captain Martin du Crieff tells the story of how he faced a polar bear with nothing more than an egg whisk and pogo stick. ~Cabin Pressure, 301 Qikiqtarjuaq

I know I’ve seen Benedict’s French Martin from this episode floating around on here, but this is the full clip; from Douglas’ introduction to the end of the story.

If you haven’t listened to Cabin Pressure, but you enjoyed this clip, I highly suggest you check it out. It is HILARIOUS.

Also, I would like to point out that Qikiqtarjuaq is indeed a real place.

(Source: im-captain-of-this-ship)

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mommy-holmes:

Since many of you have been comparing Benedict’s version of Rosencrantz to his portrayal of Martin Crieff, I thought I’d make an audio post of (part of) the play, and I have to say, there are definitely certain similarities. 

Oh, how much I’d like Martin to discuss this with Douglas and/or Arthur.

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halorvic:


CAROLYN: Ah, at last. Now then, guess who’s got a job tomorrow? I’ll give you a clue: it’s us.DOUGLAS: And they call Hitchcock the master of suspense.

Cabin Pressure commission :)

halorvic:

CAROLYN: Ah, at last. Now then, guess who’s got a job tomorrow? I’ll give you a clue: it’s us.
DOUGLAS: And they call Hitchcock the master of suspense.

Cabin Pressure commission :)

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cumbermuffin:

Martin Crieff has quite possibly the cutest reaction I’ve ever heard to a swarm of bees. If you’ve never listen to Cabin Pressure (which I highly recommend because it’s brilliant), just trust me it’ll make your day 1000% better

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